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The GoverNuts do not exist.  We are Wizards of Mass Delusion.  (WMD, for those too slow to get the message.)
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The GoverNuts - Political Graffiti
We can crop up at any election time and say anything.  Such as  Novus Ordo Seclorum.
The Nuts are ex-politicos that just want to have fun - and we do.  
The GOP holds a party
And puts a gorilla with religion at the door
While the democrats gather down at the river
And pass around the hat for more.
     From "Politika Rock".


Below are the songs as they appear on the album.


POLITIKA ROCK (Big Money)
(Rock)
CHICAGO POLITICS
(Pop/Rock)
WE WOKE UP AND SAW WHAT THEY’D DONE
(Folk)
POOR MAN’S BLUES
(Pop/Blues)
CHICKEN LIVERATION
(dunno)
PORNOGRAPHIC PIT
(dunno)
HAIL TO THE MOB
(dunno)
THE LAWMAN
(dunno)
THE RING
(Rock)
BUGLE CALL RAG
(Bluegrass)

Lookalike a Wokalar to me!
If it looks like something - then it usually is.

A New World Order
Bonus Track: Wealthy Politician 22sec. 350k

This project was paid for by TaxPayers' Dogmas, spread accross all 57 states. No politicians were mamed in the production of said no-bid concerts and no new clear waste was perliferated. Panamanians don't speak latin and dogs don't like being picked up by their ears.



Official Chicago After Death Ballot

When was the last time you died? According to voter records in many states you have been voting long after you are dead. BTW. How good IS your internet access behind the pearliy-gate firewall? If you are seeing this, and you are dead, you are most likely on the dead voters list.

You should have done this long ago. But you can do it now and here. Assign your After-Death Voting Rights to the ones you love. If you have a color printer, it is soo cool because it prints an original parchment paper equivilent of the Official Chicago After Death Ballot.




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The only thing worse than a hopeless romantic is a hopeful one. -Playwrite Neil Simon.

The GoverNuts:


New Discovery

We all knew that someday all that hot air was going to mess with our atmosphere. Here it is. It has just been discovered.

The Bozone Layer.
Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future around anyone in government.

Some experts in hot air and the propagation constant amplified by paid punderers are not overly concerned because the government is thinking about putting together a plan to start considering assembling a Czar-studded task force to study the problem of planning a bozone research stimulus package to deliberate on the issue of how to sell spell bozone.

We now have some serious politician bashing to do. The new members of The GoverNuts team are working on some stuff that will rock this election cycle. Does anybody have any ideas? If so, email them to.. hum.. We need to set up an email for this. OK. Wait. We're not responsible. We're just the hackers who stole found this site and inherited all the bogus content you just read.

Later.

 



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Claimer: The word GoverNuts was inspired by Bob Hudson and Ron Landry,
whose
Hudson & Landry recording "Astro-nut" still cracks us up.
Other greats that inspired us are: Pat Paulsen
MarkRussell

and Most of all..Rich Little



Signed: - A. GoverNut.