Friday, May 16, 2013.
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on
his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the
neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his
arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken
wire." "What you gonna do with that?" ... "Gonna catch
some chickens." "You damn fool! You can't catch chickens
with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps
walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking
by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is
out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by
carrying something in his hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got
there?" "Roll of duct tape." "What you gonna do with
that?" "Gonna catch me some ducks." "You damn fool! You
can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The boy just laughs
and keeps walking.That night around sunset the boy walks
by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape
with about 35 ducks caught in it. The next morning, the
old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like
a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey boy,
whatcha got there?" "It's a pussy willow." "Wait up
kid...I'll get my hat."
Monday, May 13, 2013.
Sunday, May 12, 2013.
Saturday, May 11, 2013.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013.
Monday, May 6, 2013.
Sunday, May 5, 2013.
Saturday, May 4, 2013.
Saturday, May 4, 2013.
Thursday, May 2, 2013.
Thursday, May 2, 2013.
Saturday,
April 27, 2013.
Friday,
April 26, 2013.
Geezers in Office. Not in chronological
order.
Wednesday,
April 24, 2013.
Sunday,
April 21, 2013. Nothing like reading the funnies on Sunday.
Sunday,
April 21, 2013.
God only knows how she got
up there.
Sunday,
April 21, 2013
Friday,
April 19, 2013
Can't be late for Bingo.
Thursday, April 18, 2013
The Queen breaking into laughter as
She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside
the Buckingham Palace.
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Apparently this is a common complaint.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Dancing With Wolves... and a little smooching.
Monday, April 15, 2013 The Mountain Man. A true story.
Sunday, April 14, 2013 Cheech and Chong... Still Smokin' Sunday, April 14, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
I'm reaching out on behalf of an old golf buddy
of mine who needs some help! His
wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would
help him get an erection. When he came back, he handed her some
diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Let me
know if you can help.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
When triplets Audrey O'Donnell and Alan and Eric Lucas were born in
1933 they were so tiny their chances of survival looked slim.
Without the the benefit of today's technology, doctors had predicted
their mother Doris may have been carrying twins using an ear
trumpet. Audrey was born first weighing 5lb, followed by Alan 20
minutes later weighing 3lb and surprise addition Eric came 20
minutes after that at just 2lb. They were wrapped in cotton wool and
cooking foil to keep them warm. But against all the odds, the trio
have just celebrated their 80th birthdays, surrounded by many of
their 35 grandchildren. They are believed to be among the oldest
surviving triplets in the country.