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Pause for a moment and unwind. A hearty chuckle can work miracles for your well-being.
Take a short break and unwind. A good giggle can haveamazing effects on your mood and overall health.
Take a little breather and de-stress.
Have a good laugh
has the power to work wonders on your state of mind
When a drunk gets really hammered it's usually by his wife.
When your wife accuses you of something, stay quiet and either ask for an attorney
or go to the garage and play with your tools. (The tool trick works for shopping too.
To a woman, a tool is like garlic to a vampire.)
The saying is to never bring a knife to a gunfight. Another one is never bring a knife to a knife fight- Jim Bowie.
Being a proctologist means finishing last in your class. It just has to.
Back when we counted using our fingers and toes, we had a good laugh when Six Toed Charlie had to answer a math question
The eagle is not afraid of the mouse. He is nervous though. He doesn't know what the mouse has been into.
