Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a Chihuahua making sweet sweet love to an Alsation
Lang1702 | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as your mother.
WaterConnoisseur | 09/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's paddling pool
Zeugma | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a camel's piss puddle
Quadraspaz | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a puddle on the sun
generic username | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as the trench of dead hookers in my garden.
Faroutman | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70