Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than skynet could ever wish to.
Faroutman | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
Boxsets are taking over the world faster than a Kim Jong-il special edition of Risk
Karen | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
Boxsets are taking over the world faster than I orgasm when I think of Emperor Palpatine's O-face whilst being taken roughly from behind by Elephant Man
Gadzooks | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than The amount of time it takes Ricky Bobby to shed his clothes.
Reckon | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16