Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

Finish a random sentence!

The beach was more deserted than
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The beach was more deserted than in between Paris Hilton's ears
Dave | 02/07/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
The beach was more deserted than than the audience at Marissa Powell's commencement speech.
Duke | 22/06/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
The beach was more deserted than Accrington Stanley's trophy cabinet
Poppycock | 19/02/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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The beach was more deserted than the local swimming pool when Emerald Weapon went for a dip
Cloud | 19/02/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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The beach was more deserted than Chernobyl
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16