Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of
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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of a house fly trying to find an open window
Lang1702 | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of everyone sat in the house of commons.
Faroutman | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of Wayne Rooney after a frontal lobotomy
gary | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of an 80 year old with a pilot's license
blob | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of a Manchester chav called Bozzer
Gimp159 | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of . . no wait, . . you just have to be a prick
herbert the pervert | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18