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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Rioters looting Aldi must be more desperate than
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Rioters looting Aldi must be more desperate than 2 guys stranded on an island
qwerty1 | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
Rioters looting Aldi must be more desperate than Joe Swash's agent. I'd loot Audis instead of Aldi's. Though I can spell and as such am ineligible to join.
Steve Charnock | 09/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
Rioters looting Aldi must be more desperate than when you need a wee wee so badly you have to cross your legs to keep it in
anon1 | 09/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Rioters looting Aldi must be more desperate than Gary Glitter's appeal for a Vietnamese visa
joof | 09/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18