Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like
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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like more doctors should involve their tongues during prostate exams
generic username | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like my 24 inch cock was absolutely normal
Wendy | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like I probably should have washed my knob first
blob | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like heaven: under the expert touch of his be-rubbered fingers
Hom1 | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like a glove puppet
laffingboy | 02/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like I'd have been better off spending my life bathing in open sewage whilst trying to pleasure an angry bull using a cactus
Gadzooks | 30/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18