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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I haven't panicked this much since
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I haven't panicked this much since my old gran caught her tit in the mangle.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I haven't panicked this much since the last time someone asked to borrow my laptop, before I'd cleared the history..
generic username | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
I haven't panicked this much since my son said he wanted me to meet his friend Raoul from ballet camp
Bob | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I haven't panicked this much since my dog told me it was joining a philanthropy tour aiming to reduce racial segregation in South African canines
doobleducks | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I haven't panicked this much since I misheard my wife say she was going to get some M&S items for later
Gary | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I haven't panicked this much since I heard the key turn in the lock whilst dressed in my wife's underwear chasing a badger around the room
Gadzooks | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32