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Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I had a long sleep, fuck it I deserve a nap.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
Always do whatever's next.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.