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Take finger and scratch across monitor screen. Press nose firmly against screen. Now smell! Ummmmm! The wonderful scent of electron beams!

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FRENZY! IS MOSTLY A VISUAL WEBSITE BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN THE OLD SAYING " ONE PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND LIES." BESIDES, THE STAFF AT FRENZY! DON'T KNOW GOOD GRAMMER AND KANT SPELL TOO GOOD AS WELL. SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE RECOGNIZED THE FUTURE SCHLOCK LOGO. YES, WE DID HAVE ANOTHER SITE [ OR SO ] BUT BECAUSE OF THE UNBELIVABLE AMOUNT OF TRAFFIC [ 4 HITS! ] WE DECIDED TO EXPAND THE SITE, RENAME IT TO FRENZY! AND AQUIRE MORE WEBSPACE. WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK THAT WE HAVE A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST PRESIDENT CLINTON. WE DON'T! HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE HOT RIGHT NOW. WE WILL EVENTUALLY GET AROUND TO EVERYBODY IN PUBLIC LIFE THAT DOES SOMETHING SILLY. REPUBLICANS-DEMOCRATS-TV AND MOVIE STARS-RECORDING ARTISTS-WE WILL EVEN TAKE POTSHOTS AT SO-CALLED CELEBRITIES THAT TALK ABOUT HUNGER BUT HAVE NEVER BEEN HUNGRY AND WANNABE PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEIR RIGHT HAND FROM THEIR LEFT UNLESS IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET. IN ORDER TO KEEP EXPENSES DOWN AT FRENZY!, WE WILL ONLY TAKE CHEAP SHOTS AT PEOPLE AND PRODUCTS! FRENZY! DOES NOT CONTAIN LANGUAGE OR IMAGES ANY WORSE THAN WHAT YOU MAY HEAR OR SEE ON YOUR TELEVISION AND ON THE INTERNET ! SOME OF THE STUFF ON THIS SITE IS BASED ON THE STARR REPORT FOR GOODNESS SAKES ! DON'T BLAME US IF YOU ARE OFFENDED- BLAME YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS AND TELEVISION PERSONALITIES ! SET BACK, ENJOY YOURSELF, AND HAVE A CIGAR ON THE PRESIDENT!

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