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Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
It's a Fact
"Hello, my name is Donald Fact..."
The World Bullshit Record
"Team bonding, goal setting, table top brainstorming..."
Mountain Rescue
"I've lived all my life up a mountain..."
Librarians
"A seething cauldron of violence..."
Things Fall Over All the Time
"Sir Arthur Manning tells us what went wrong..."
Dobbins of Doncaster
"Quality Donkeys for Hire or Purchase..."
St Tiddles in the Font
"Parish newletter..."
Island's Bid for Nation Status
"A country must satisfy three conditions..."
more...Strawberries
Is the strawberry a fruit or an animal?
Ladder Astronaut
Concerns grow for missing astronaut.
Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?
Really?
Forward to the '80s
Transport of the future
Teleportation Breakthrough
Experiments reveal limited success.
Special Powers
Under new proposals, police officers will be equipped with X-ray vision.
Privileged debt
Traffic WatchLatest news from the county's roads
Death StrikerMarketing a new disease
Buying an Octopus?What you need to know
More...
The University
of the Bleeding Obvious
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