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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Tinker, tailor Soldier, spy As long as I don't have To work in CI ● Any quote about silence can be made more
illuminating by adding ‘rs’ after the e. ● One upside of not having a seat at the table:
if you show up early you can grab a space next to the coffee and donuts. ●
My wife says she would never fake an orgasm, but if I want her to, she’s
willing to fake faking one. ● What color does your mood ring turn after you
read about thermochromism?
Executive Intelligence Summary If, as the saying goes, we are
descended not only from monkeys but from monks, who hit on whom?
John le Carré said ‘Spying is waiting.’ And who
hasn’t spilled a hot entrée in a customer’s lap? ●
As a CIA officer, if there’s one message I can offer young people
looking to pursue a career in intelligence, it’s that I can neither
confirm nor deny that I can. ●
Nobody says ‘I’ll die on this hill’ anymore. Maybe they all died on that
hill. ●
Did you know your employer can legally fire you for refusing to be a
whistleblower? That’s the last time I work quality control at
a whistle factory. ● Time travel? As long as time doesn’t travel
here.
PostTopSecret of
the Week
– From
PostTopSecret
As a child, while
other boys were playing with G.I. Joe action figures, I played with what
appeared to be a G.I. Joe action figure, but in reality was an action
figure of a CIA case officer operating under military cover.
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Panicked double agent about to pay the price for their betrayal: “I
thought you said you wouldn’t wish this on your worst enemy.”
Me: “You’re not my worst enemy.” ●
Spring is nature’s promise to a yearning heart: “OK, this year no
practical jokes, I swear. … Hey, I’m nature – would I lie to you???”
● Jim Morrison said “Expose yourself to your
deepest fear.” So I did my taxes naked. ● Whenever I see a picture of a galaxy filled
with hundreds of billions of stars, I feel small. But if I see a picture
of an ultra-compact dwarf galaxy containing only a hundred million
stars, I feel like I need to lose weight.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Come to my senses? Can you point them out to me?
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