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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) The wages of secrecy are corruption – with
secrecy matching up to 4% of the corruption you contribute to your
individual retirement account. ●
I’m not a spy in the house of love – I’m a floater. ● Your true friendliness is inversely
proportional to the number of consecutive friend requests you send
someone on Facebook. ● I fact-check fun facts. But I’m a fun fun
fact fact-checker. ●
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them
saying this requires a caption.
Executive Intelligence Summary
On the doors
between things known and things unknown, are the screens sliding or
retractable?
Tinker, tailor Soldier, spy As long as I don't have To work in CI ● Any quote about silence can be made more
illuminating by adding ‘rs’ after the e. ● One upside of not having a seat at the table:
if you show up early you can grab a space next to the coffee and donuts. ●
My wife says she would never fake an orgasm, but if I want her to, she’s
willing to fake faking one. ● What color does your mood ring turn after you
read about thermochromism?
Executive Intelligence Summary Whenever I see a picture of a galaxy filled with hundreds of billions of stars, I feel small. But if I see a picture of an
ultra-compact dwarf galaxy containing only a hundred million stars, I
feel like I need to lose weight.
John le Carré said ‘Spying is waiting.’ And who
hasn’t spilled a hot entrée in a customer’s lap? ●
As a CIA officer, if there’s one message I can offer young people
looking to pursue a career in intelligence, it’s that I can neither
confirm nor deny that I can. ●
Nobody says ‘I’ll die on this hill’ anymore. Maybe they all died on that
hill. ●
Did you know your employer can legally fire you for refusing to be a
whistleblower? That’s the last time I work quality control at
a whistle factory. ● Time travel? As long as time doesn’t travel
here.
PostTopSecret of
the Week
– From
PostTopSecret
The Covert Comic. Read him while you still can!
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