Once and for all, I do not even OWN a one-piece pair of pajamas with feet and a flap in the back. I don't know how these rumors get started... One of the biggest mysteries of my life is why people keep asking me to do my Gomer Pyle imitation. What Gomer Pyle imitation?... I have had way too many job interviews go right down the tubes because of that tricky "tell us about yourself" question.... My friend Mutt refuses to tell me why he has been banned for life from all Fredericks of Hollywood stores nationwide. He just says, "it could have happened to anybody, man. "...I'd quit my job in a heartbeat, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to find another company that doesn't do background checks.
