This spoof professional Institution is the UK's, and probably the world's, leading authority on isms and all things ismatical. The ISMS database currently holds almost 2,000 isms - all heard at first hand - e.g. "Have you got the Z to Y Street Guide?" and "He was here two weeks tomorrow ago". We can award you with a FREE ISMS Membership Diploma to hang on your wall. We also have a host of other fun and wordplay pages - usually updated weekly. The ISMS grants web-site Awards for good wordplay and humour sites! If you would like to nominate a site, then visit our Awards page.
