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The Electric Lemon Record Co. makes music for FUN!Return with us now to those ribald days of Yester-year, when inanity ruled and ludiocrity was enuff! ELECTRIC LEMON RIDES AGAIN! CD Releases include JOHANN SEBASTIAN BORK, CIRCUS CLOWN CALLIOPE!, and THE PHANTOM OF THE ORGAN!
...manufactures gag newspapers and pocket-sized newspaper articles written to your specs, using your story or ours, and any photos you supply....one of the most unique and unusual gag gifts in the world. Also offers personalized posters of all types.
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