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Thursday 12 January 2017 at 03:42 GMT
An architect is said to be a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less until finally they know practically everything about nothing.
An engineer on the other hand is a person who knows a very little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and less about more and more until they know practically nothing about everything.
A contractor starts out knowing practically everything about everything but ends up by knowing nothing about anything due to their association with architects and engineers.
Polls indicate that, if you are a typical American, Englishman, Australian, German, Peruvian, Bolivian, or Martian, there is a 92.4% chance that you have not yet finished your Christmas shopping. Well, The Flying News is, as always, here to help. We have prepared a superb list of last minute Christmas presents to help you avert the looming disaster of not having a present for your second cousin.
For the Mathematician on your list: Mathematicians, or at least so I hear, are somehow or other connected with numbers. So the logical thing to give your favorite mathematician is something numerical. Three is a fairly popular number these days, so we suggest you thrill that mathematician with a genuine number three.
For the Bicyclist on your list: What does every cyclist need? Visibility! What else? A way to get rid of that annoying car that’s following too closely. He could, of course, just pull out his Z-Phone and blast away. But maybe the cyclist on your list is a technophobe (like Tom Tocifero), or maybe he is afraid that carrying a cell-phone while he rides will give him butt cancer. Whatever the case may be, you need to get that cyclist a Personal Defense Laser, PDL. This unique product scans the area behind his bicycle, and if a motor vehicle encroaches on his personal space, it shoots out a pulse of high intensity laser light and punctures the vehicles tires.1 The product has received an enthusiastic reception from cyclists (even though it is not effective against hovercraft and UFOs).
See more last minute and emergency Christmas gifts at flying-news.com.
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Sunday 04 October 2015 at 18:25 GMT
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Tuesday 11 November 2014 at 23:17 GMT
Since it opened in 1974, ships passing underneath the Tsing Yi Bridge, in Hong Kong, have collided with it several times, causing minor damage. Protection islands have been built in the channel to avoid further accidents. Signs warn that only ships under 17 metres are allowed to sail through the channel. Ships are prohibited from staying or operating in the vicinity.
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Tuesday 11 November 2014 at 12:34 GMT
The former Bosnian-Serb leader Radovan Karadzic is well-known for his amazingly wild hairstyle. These days he is able to spend more time attempting to cultivate it - and promoting his very own school of hairdressing and chain of hair salons. This is his latest radio commercial.
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