we...I mean they rule! (shameless self-promotion), 09 Jun 2005
Uncle Jim's Comedy Six is funny. FU-UUNY! I was at their show and it rocked! I laughed, I cried, I oversaw Floormart's fiscal revenue! I wasn't just at their show, I wrote, produced, directed, and performed in it! God, can I be a bigger self-promoting whore? As a matter of fact, I can! You should come see the show and bring all your friends and then give us all gratuitous sexual favors after the show, unless of course, you're the type of person that thinks we'll sleep with you. I mean, c'mon, what do you think we are, self-promoting whores or something? Also, no metrosexuals. Or lemmings. Plus, no more left-handed male lesbians who dig John Tesh. John Tesh is creepy. Metrosexuals and lemmings give me the creeps. Plus they have that whole chimo vibe. Wow. Now I feel really guilty about trying to write a fake review of my own show in order to make it seem like someone actually took the time to review our show after they watched it. I think I'll go cry now.