This spoof professional Institution is the UK's, and probably the world's, leading authority on isms and all things ismatical. The ISMS database currently holds almost 2,000 isms - all heard at first hand - e.g. "Have you got the Z to Y Street Guide?" and "He was here two weeks tomorrow ago". We can award you with a FREE ISMS Membership Diploma to hang on your wall. We also have a host of other fun and wordplay pages - usually updated weekly. The ISMS grants web-site Awards for good wordplay and humour sites! If you would like to nominate a site, then visit our Awards page.
Megaphores is a user driven site based on the endless creativity, humour and imagination available with metaphors and similes in the English language.
Every day there will be a new Megaphore uploaded to our homepage, which consists of the start to a sentence These starts could be general, topical or just plain random. It is then up to the user to finish this sentence using either a simile or a metaphor to form a completed Megaphore.
These could be funny, ridiculous, intelligent, creative or anything the user can think of. These are then rated by other users (each user is allowed 1 vote every five minutes) as liked or disliked. The completed Megaphores that are rated the highest will appear on daily, monthly and even all time leaderboards.
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