Humorous poems, limericks and valentines by David Axton covering topics as diverse as car washing, high-diving stick insects, tightrope walking, a tin of corned beef and the dental problems of a walrus, not to mention the woman sawn in half.
Need to soften reality? Sarcastic mocking usually works for us! We keep it light & quick with quirky, topical with original humor.
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New Feature!THE SETTLEMENT DIARIES
This site has original limericks about the nonsense of real events, real people and real life. A short, satirical commentary introduces the limerick to help set the stage. Real life is so full of nonsense in politics, nonsensical events and ridiculous people that it lends itself perfectly to expression in limericks. The attitude is skeptical, the humor slightly dry and no subject is off limits. Politics, celebrities, sports figures and business people are some of my favorite topics. Stop in regularly for a new limerick and a quick laugh.
This site is a chronicle of limericks about golf, golfing and golfers. Whether about tournaments, players, lessons or just musings about my own golf game, you're bound to find something funny that reminds you of your game. If you like golf (and who doesn't?) and you like limericks (and who doesn't?) then stop by and have a laugh with us.