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The Bicycle Repair Man Sketch

CHARACTERS: Voiceover (V) Boy (SB) Bicycle repair man (B) Supermen (S1...3) Superman in need (SIN)

V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!

SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.

B: (Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for.. BRM.... but how to change without revealig my secret identity?)

S1: If only BRM were here!

B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!

Caption: FLASH!

S1-3: BRM, but how?

S1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

S2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

S3: Is it a church warden?

S1-3: NO! It's BRM!

SIN: MY! BRM! Thank goodness you've come! Look! (Oooh Err SR)

Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!

S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!

S1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

SIN: Oh, Oh BRM, how can I ever repay you?

B: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... BRM!

S1-3: Our Hero!

V: Yes! whenever bicyxles are broken, or menaced by international communism, BRM is ready!



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