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The song of the Knights of Camelot

from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

transcribed from tape by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86

Launcelot: Look, my liege! (fanfare) Camelot!

Robin: Camelot!

Galahad: Camelot!

Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.

Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT!

Song:

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene're we're able.
We do routines,
And border scenes,
With footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table,
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times,
We're given rhymes,
That are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot,
We sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests,
We seek incest
And impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. .

 

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