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The song of the Knights of Camelot

from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

transcribed from tape by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86

Launcelot: Look, my liege! (fanfare) Camelot!

Robin: Camelot!

Galahad: Camelot!

Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.

Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT!


We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene're we're able.
We do routines,
And border scenes,
With footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table,
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times,
We're given rhymes,
That are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot,
We sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests,
We seek incest
And impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. .


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