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The "Not Noel Coward Song"

From "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"

Submitted by Christopher Gayle Lewis

warning: This song is very specific in its reference to certain nether parts of the body. We don't want to get in trouble or anything so if you don't want to see the song, please STOP reading now. We take no responsibility for any loss of innocence that might occur as a result of viewing this file.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it simply grand to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick...
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't a-come a-back.

--Eric Idle .


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