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Despite having secured the Republican nomination for President in 2024, Donald Trump's anti-abortion, pro-rape platform has yet to catch on with women voters. Trump, whose base of white male and evangelical voters has been unshakeable during his primary run, has yet to win over the female vote en masse, presenting a potential liability in the general election. "On the one hand I support his policy on immigration reform, but then I'm not so sure about the rape thing," one woman wavered. "And then, there's the abortion issue. I think maybe I'd like to keep my options open should I... (More)


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We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More)
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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)



 
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