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JOKE OF THE DAY
Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery

      - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

      - Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

      - Oh no! I just lost my watch.

      - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

      - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

      - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

      - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

      - There go the lights again...

      - Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

      - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

      - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

      - What's this doing here?

      - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

      - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

      - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

      - You sure it wasn't this leg?

      - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

      - Are his relatives waiting outside?

      - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

      - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

      - What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

      - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

      - This scissor looks rusted.

      - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

      - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

      - Now from where did this spider come in from.
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