dizzdragon


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The Dragon has been discontinued. I want to go with a different style of humor writing.
It will always be funny. It will be what I see and what I hear about and what I make up.



Everything is here:
funny stories
Witandwhim



When a drunk gets really hammered it's usually by his wife.


When your wife accuses you of something, stay quiet and either ask for an attorney
or go to the garage and play with your tools. (The tool trick works for shopping too. To a woman, a tool is like garlic to a vampire.)


The saying is to never bring a knife to a gunfight. Another one is never bring a knife to a knife fight- Jim Bowie.


Being a proctologist means finishing last in your class. It just has to.


Back when we counted using our fingers and toes, we had a good laugh when Six Toed Charlie had to answer a math question


The eagle is not afraid of the mouse. He is nervous though. He doesn't know what the mouse has been into.