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Mar. 10, 2024

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s.  She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico – and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden.  The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke – was thrown out of her house by her mother at age 12 and eventually “fell prey to a professional pimp.”  There is no evidence that she was ever held by a drug cartel, as Katie claimed.  In addition, the young victim testified that most of her clients for prostitution were foreigners visiting Mexico to have sex with underage girls.

 

Okay, so now let me get this straight.  A young Mexican female was thrown into prostitution and repeatedly raped in Mexico 20 years ago.  She now lives here in the US where she feels safe and is no longer being victimized – and this is why we need to support Donald Trump’s immigration policies, a guy who would – without even a second thought – have her deported right back to Mexico.  On top of that, we also need to place the blame for what happened directly on Joe Biden, even though Biden didn’t take office until late January 2021.  Sure, all that makes sense, especially if you happen to have an untreated head injury.

So, then Republicans decide to have this crazy person do a SOTU rebuttal from a fake kitchen on a studio sound stage?  I mean, just when you think things couldn’t get much more insane in the MAGA world – along comes Katie.  Let’s hope they kept her far away from all those kitchen knives!   Wonder if her Republican handlers, who thought it was a good idea to place her in a kitchen, also insisted she be barefoot?  Anyway, gotta hand it to those MAGA cultists for finding a way to blame Joe Biden for a rape that took place in another country back in 2004.  What’s next?  Linking Joe Biden to Anne Frank?

Funny how Christian Nationalists like Katie Britt, who always seem to be so concerned about everyone else’s sins, seem to forget to mention that “lying is also a sin!”  For example, had George Washington been a MAGA Republican, I’m pretty certain his 6-year-old self would have said, “Father, I cannot tell a lie – Biden cut down that friggin’ cherry tree.”  You see, lying comes to MAGAs just as easily as breathing.  In fact, that’s about the only time one can be fully certain MAGAs aren’t lying – when they’re not breathing.  You know, like what happened when so many of the MAGAs refused to get COVID vaccines because the folks over at Fox News told them COVID was a hoax.

Anyway, so Sen. Katie Britt – without any hesitation whatsoever – goes in front of the camera and implies that “God inspired her to come forward and tell this story.”  Gee, no kidding, senator?  So, I guess God must have also told you to “lie like a friggin’ rug.”  That said, I do have to give her credit, though.  In just one simple video, she was able to tell so many big lies, that even George Santos started feeling a little envious.

Of course, Sen. Britt says she’s against sexual predators, but what about her cult leader, Donald Trump?  He’s a convicted sexual predator.  I guess with folks like Katie, its kind of like, “OK, Donald Trump may be a sexual predator, but he’s OUR sexual predator!”  Hey Katie, I have an interesting question for you as a devout Christian Nationalist.  If you had a daughter, and if those cartels you lied about “raped and impregnated your daughter,” would you still be “okay about it” if Alabama imprisoned your daughter for terminating her pregnancy?

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Lauren Boebert’s 18-Year-Old Son Arrested on Multiple Felony Charges

Mar. 01, 2024

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son Tyler, along with his underage cohorts, have been arrested in Rifle, Colorado.  Tyler has been charged with 22 criminal counts, including five felonies, following a crime spree that included stealing $75 cash from a woman with a brain tumor, which she said was the only money she had “left to her name,” as well as stealing credit and debit cards from cars parked at various locations around Rifle.  Ironically, he committed these crimes while wearing a “Shooters Grill” hoodie from his mother’s old restaurant.  In addition, he also is alleged to have made a sex tape with a female minor and at least one other male who is/was also a minor.

Gee, who could’ve seen that coming when you have a mother who’s a high school dropout, a grifter, a Christian Nationalist-turned-congresswoman with multiple arrests herself – who married a guy who was convicted of exposing himself to her and her underage friends at a bowling alley?  A good Christian family that sends out Christmas cards each year featuring her and her now ex-husband, along with their four children, all armed to the teeth with lethal assault weapons.  That’s certainly an interesting take she has on the Christmas slogan “Peace on Earth.”

Anyway, before we jump to any conclusions, its important to remember that you can’t always blame the parents for the way a child turns out.  After all, some parents can do everything perfectly right, and yet their kids can still turn out to be hardened criminals, or conservative Republicans – and sometimes – even both.

Besides, Tyler’s father, Jayson Boebert, who bailed Tyler out, says he knows exactly why his son has turned to crime.  He blames it all on mismanagement of the COVID shutdown and the mainstream media.  And I get where he’s coming from on that.  Hell, I once got a COVID vaccination and then went home and watched about half of an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” and suddenly felt an overwhelming urge to go out and stick up a convenience store.

Of course, I do have to give the Boebert’s credit for one thing.  At least they didn’t try to blame their son’s criminal behavior on illegal aliens crossing the border and taking dishwashing jobs down in San Diego, or women from Red States trying to sneak across state lines to get abortions, or Antifa, or Black Lives Matter, or Hunter Biden’s laptop, or the dismantling of confederate statues, or drag queens and the “Gay Agenda.”  At least not yet; they haven’t.

That said, and all joking aside, I do realize this poor kid really didn’t have much of a chance to have a normal life growing up with these sick bastards for parents, and I sincerely hope he’s able to get some serious counseling while he’s incarcerated.  That certainly doesn’t excuse what he did, but at least it might offer some small semblance of hope that when he gets out, he doesn’t become even more of a threat to society and to himself.  Meanwhile, I will try and reconcile the fact that a monster like her still has three more sons who are still under her influence.

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Trump Family Seizes Control of Republican National Committee

Feb. 26, 2024

At the insistence of the Republican Party’s Supreme Leader and Orange God, Republican National Committee (RNC) boss Romney McDaniels, and co-chair Drew McKissick have been forced to step aside, making way for Trump daughter-in-law Lara Trump and Trump sycophant Michael Whatley to take command, thereby completing the full Trump family takeover of the entire Republican Party and its funding apparatus.

Really?  Gee, I wonder if this means Lara Trump’s “singing career” is now officially over?  And just when there was talk of her being next year’s Super Bowl halftime performer.  One thing’s for sure: anyone who saw Lara’s attempt at singing Tom Petty’s hit tune “I Won’t Back Down” during that interview on Australia’s “Sky News” – will not easily erase that event from their minds.  Of course, Taylor Swift can now rest easy again.  Her main competition has just taken a “day job” with the RNC.  

First item of business – crank up the salary of an RNC chairperson.  After that, Lara Trump has already said that “Every single penny” will go to electing Donald Trump.  This means that all the poor “down ballot” Republican candidates are about to find out that instead of receiving RNC cash infusions to help promote their campaigns, they’ll instead receive $50 Amazon gift cards to spend as they wish.  Laugh if you want, but you can buy a lot of over-the-counter headache meds for $50 – and it sure looks like they’re gonna need them.

Now, knowing the Trumps, its a safe bet to assume once she’s in control, Lara Trump will force Republicans to recite the Pledge of Allegiance before going to bed.  Of course, just so there’s no confusion, that would be a Pledge of Allegiance to “Donald Trump,” not to the United States of America.  That said, this RNC boss job does come with a few hazards attached to it.  That’s right, there is a real danger Lara may go completely mad when she comes face-to-face with all those hundreds of millions of dollars – just sitting there – for her to spend as she pleases.  

Kind of makes you wonder if anyone other than we Libtards can actually see how damaging this will be to the Republican Party – having a “Trump” in complete control of the RNC pursestrings?  I mean, Lara Trump and her pals will soon be sucking out all those RNC cash donations faster than one of those fancy Dyson vacuum cleaners.  In fact, this looting of the RNC piggybank is on its way to becoming one of the biggest heists in history, with the Trumps likely to rake in a windfall in the hundreds of millions of dollars.  So, one might ask, “Will this make Republicans get wise and call them on the scam?”  Not on your life.  Republican cultists will gleefully cheer them on, all the while begging for “more grape Kool-Aid please.”  Besides, they have much more important things to worry about, like Hunter Biden.

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Jury Finds LaPierre and NRA Diverted Millions in NRA Donations to Personal Use

Feb. 24, 2024

A New York jury found that Wayne LaPierre, who led the NRA for three decades, squandered millions on exotic vacations, private jets, and expensive clothes.  The jury said he was liable for $5.4 million in damages.  Jurors also determined that the NRA failed to include or misrepresented information in tax filings and broke New York law by not adopting a whistleblower policy.

Wow, what a shame something like this can happen to a guy like Wayne LaPierre.  A guy who has given so much…in brides – to Republican politicians.  Now, LaPierre explained in court that he needed to use private jets for safety reasons and the 108-foot yacht as a “security retreat.”  Gee, and here all the time, we thought all those folks needed for security was just a “good guy with a gun.”  Who knew?  Oh, well, I guess its like the old saying goes, “From your “cold dead hands – into my wallet.”

You see, with all that money coming in, LaPierre thought he’d pull a “Trump,” but then folks got wise – and instead, it turned out what he actually did was take a “dump.”  Now, in his defense, one does have to admit that who could have possibly even guessed that using non-profit money for purchasing lavish mansions, $25,000 custom-tailored, three-piece suits, using private jets, and just lounging your days away on great big yachts could be considered a bad thing?

Ironically, it was Iran-contra ex-felon Oliver North who helped bring a lot of this misappropriation of non-profit NRA funds to light.  The thing is when folks like Oliver North have somehow become the voice of reason, you pretty much know things have just about hit rock bottom.  Why, word has it on the street that things inside the NRA have become so chaotic that its almost enough to make folks like Putin and the Russians wanna ask for those tens of millions back that they they funneled into the NRA to bribe Republican politicians.

Of course, it’s always been pretty damn obvious to everyone but half-witted, MAGA sycophants that the NRA is really just about all the money – and not really the Second Amendment as they claim. Even so, it sure seems like this time, Wayne LaPierre let his greedy ways end up shooting himself right in the foot.  That said, because this is only a civil suit and not a criminal trial, no one will be going to jail over any of this.  

Naturally, that’s gonna really piss off those pesky Libtards and start them wondering why stealing millions and millions in non-profit donations is not a criminal act?  Well, come on, now!  That’s easy enough to answer – because these folks are privileged, wealthy, white Republicans.  I mean, what else do you need to know?

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Nikki Haley Formally Requests Secret Service Protection

Feb. 06, 2024

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that former South Carolina Governor and Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley has formally requested Secret Service protection, citing threats from MAGA terrorists.

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, what Nikki Haley is basically asking the Feds to do is, “Please, please protect me from these vicious, violent, domestic terrorists I’ve been pandering to all year in a basically fruitless attempt to try and get their votes.”  Just imagine, if you will, being so mentally warped that you have to request security to protect yourself from the very people – you are courting.

Now, what I don’t get is why she would need to ask for protection in the first place.  I mean, according to Donald Trump, “Nikki Pelosi” is already in charge of Capitol security.  So, why would she even need to ask for protection?  Besides, I thought all you MAGAs are 2nd Amendment freaks who already have concealed carry permits.  I believe there’s even a passage in Donald Trump’s Bible which says, “Protect thyself, oh ye of little faith.”  I mean, have you lost your mind, Nikki?  You folks hate the “Deep State,” so why would you ask the “Deep State” to protect you?  Gee, its almost as if she’s a hypocrite.  Imagine that.   

Meanwhile, Haley’s desperate message to the MAGA herd is, “Now, PLEASE don’t kill me, but please vote for me.  Oh, and did I mention the part about not killing me?”  The funny thing is, Nikki Haley didn’t seem all that concerned when Donald Trump and his thugs targeted folks like Alexandra Otascio Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Nancy Pelosi, Cassidy Hutchinson,  teachers, Dr Fauci, Mike Pence, and a whole host of other folks the Orange God and his domestic MAGA terrorists routinely threatened.  

Now, the seriously funny thing is, after all this, all the degrading insults he’s hurled at her, after trying to overthrow the United States, and after all the felony criminal indictments, Nikki still declares that if she’s elected, she’ll pardon Donald Trump.  Of course, as we all know, there’s slightly less than a snowball’s chance in hell of that actually happening, but its still fun to play “Let’s Pretend.”  Oh well!  On a positive note, even if she does lose the election, I suppose she can always try and audition for Lorne Michaels.

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Trump Ordered by Jury to Pay E. Jean Carroll $83 Million

Jan. 26, 2024

In his second trial in less than a year on the matter, a civil jury in Manhattan took only three hours to decide that disgraced former President Trump must pay $83.3 million in punitive and compensatory damages to rape victim and writer E. Jean Carroll in a drama that began in the dressing room of a New York City department store back in 1995.

Gee whiz, $83 million?  Seems it turns out that even “when you’re a star, they don’t always let you do it.”  Anyway, so the Orange God used his big fat mouth to talk his way out of a $5 million judgment – and right into an $83 million judgment.  Now, that really takes some skill!  Talk about “The Art of the Deal!”  I’m totally impressed.  Why, its almost as if Mr. Trump and his militant, useless attorney don’t fully comprehend the basic point of “punitive damages.”  

I mean, at this point, Trump defames Ms. Carroll so frequently, she’s almost gonna need to put up an electronic signboard to alert the court about Trump’s latest attacks on her.  Of course, if you were to ask a MAGA, “What do you think now that your candidate just got ordered to pay $83 million to a woman he raped and defamed?” – they’d no doubt respond, “That just makes me love him, even more!”  The Republican Party’s attitude is, “Sure, Donald Trump may be a rapist, but at least he’s our rapist.”

Perhaps, but I suspect it won’t be long before Ms. Carroll tells Mr. Trump, “OK, I’ll take the keys to Mar-a-Lago now, please.  Oh, and be sure to take Melania with you when you leave.”  Oh, well!   I suppose Trump can take some solace in the fact that he undoubtedly saved quite a good chunk of cash by hiring a fanatic, right-wing zealot for a lawyer – whose only real legal experience before this was fighting speeding tickets in a traffic court.  That’s right, we’re talking about you, Ms. Alina Habba Dabba Ding Dong.

That said, Republicans are right now working hard behind the scenes – putting a lot of pressure on candidate Nikki Haley to drop out of the race so everyone can rally behind this “winner” – Donald Trump.  Good grief, the way I see it, if this “winning streak” continues at its current pace, both Trump and Rudy may end up sharing a two-bedroom flat somewhere in downtown Luckenback, Texas.  Anyway, at this point, I guess the only question about this case remaining to be answered is, can this settlement be paid off in Rubles?

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