Friday, November 26, 2010

With my wife I don't ...

With my wife I don't get no respect.  I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'  The waiter joined me.

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Last week I told my ...

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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What a childhood I had...

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

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I tell you, I`m not a sexy guy...

I tell you, I`m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!

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I`m not a sexy guy...

I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.