Do you sleep on your...

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 


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Miss, do have a bandaid?

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

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When things go wrong...

When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free

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Haven`t I seen you someplace...

Guy: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.

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Do you have a picture ...

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!