WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIWAYS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
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Ford Jokes
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Buy a Ford and you...
Buy a Ford and you buy the best.Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/ford-jokes
A man pulled up next to ....
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I`ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I`ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said "Get in with me and I`ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/ford-jokes
What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?
Q.What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?
A.Would you like a tow home?
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