Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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If I walked into a club looking any hotter
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I would appear incandescent
Positively glowing | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.
EddieB | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
If I walked into a club looking any hotter I could be mistaken for a tungsten filament lamp
Bayonet cap. Obv | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter all the ladies would be foaming at the lips, and I'm not talking about their mouths
Fresnel | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter it would end up looking like a burns unit
Suggy | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter people might mistake me for Scarlett Johansson
Gadzooks | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58