Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

Finish a random sentence!

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....
Poostache | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.
Slightly different blue | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death
Gadzooks | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the elephant man's tumours took a holiday to the delightful country of my face
Zeugma | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I got Tango'd by Brock Lesnar
heatseeker | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland
Quadraspaz | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78