Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Car insurance has become more over priced than
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Car insurance has become more over priced than tank insurance in Libya.
Slightly different blue | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 112
Car insurance has become more over priced than a one legged divorcee
Zeugma | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
Car insurance has become more over priced than a shopping list consisting of a pack of space raider crisps and a chomp
Lang1702 | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Car insurance has become more over priced than a pint of bull semen. Even during happy hour!
generic username | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Car insurance has become more over priced than a pair of Couture Swarovski Crystal Jeans with a couple of 2012 Olympic Games tickets hanging out the back pockets....
Poostache | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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Car insurance has become more over priced than every Premiership footballer
Bob | 07/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48