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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 |
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 |
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 |
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 |
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 |
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa
| 26/02/2023 |
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Finish a random sentence!
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a giant, unloved, lump of swiss cheese
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| 16/05/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a Teletubby with a real, working antenna
Steamed Hams | 16/05/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like Kerry Katona
c64girl | 16/05/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a bigger mess than a rent boy farting...
spaceman | 16/05/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she's also tried to abort me by being kicked in the stomach and accidentally pushed down the stairs.
Faroutman
| 16/05/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she got fisted by a tiger during pregnancy
Gadzooks
| 16/05/2011 |
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