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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a Kardashian
(-: | 06/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a petit pois
Vegetated | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a cheap pork sausage
cpw | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a young Stephen Hawking on Relentless
Bob | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a past series of big brother.
Dyslexics society | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a lovechild between Stephen Fry and Toto the Wise Owl of Evalon
Bob | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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