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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
Faroutman | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 94
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the Ultimate Warrior after he's charged himself up by shaking the ring ropes
Quadraspaz | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Optimus Prime's lovechiled with a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Bob | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than a glue-sniffing koala bear
vanillabear | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the legs of the orphan children I use to power my Castle of Doom
Gadzooks | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Popeye's identical twin brother, Burstlung, after consuming his spinach equivalent, salmon en croute
doobleducks | 16/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44