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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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The first time I discovered porn it was like
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The first time I discovered porn it was like the world's stickiest fire extinguisher
Gadzooks | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
The first time I discovered porn it was like tiny electric rainbows springing forth from a well of despair
gemma | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
The first time I discovered porn it was like the crescendo to Nessun Dorma in my nutsack
Gobbledegook | 19/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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The first time I discovered porn it was like warm yoghurt from a Super Soaker for 8 days straight
Dork | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32