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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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If the News of the World hacked my phone it would be like
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If the News of the World hacked my phone it would be like the feeling of seeing a barren Megaphores wasteland
upset joe | 07/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If the News of the World hacked my phone it would be like listening to the shipping forecast
PubeMuppet | 07/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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