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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Momma always said life is like a
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Momma always said life is like a is like a stripclub, you can go wherever you want but you'll always find a cunt
name | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
Momma always said life is like a kitten - warm and fluffy on the outside, sour and crunchy on the inside
Gadzooks | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
Momma always said life is like a milkshake. Best when chilled and can go sour if things get too heated.
Faroutman | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Momma always said life is like a a box of chocolates - you have to choose the right one, and avoid the unwanted ginger
s | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Momma always said life is like a soft boiled egg with buttered shoulders.
Lang1702 | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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Momma always said life is like a tattoo being inked into your forehead. Constant searing pain and you look worse at the end of it
Eskimo Joe | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29