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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116

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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour

Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague

WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.

Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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