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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should have never slept with princess peach
sa | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like someone is going to be spending five nights in the death box
blob | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like choosing Bowser was a bad mistake.
Faroutman | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like less of a man than Justin Bieber
jUNKIE | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like my guilty conscience is assuaged over the time I tried to sell him to the local zoo as food
Gadzooks | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like Darth Vader
Ken | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36