I let Jesus take the wheel but ended up at a crossroads.
Groundhog Day means six more weeks of winter. Ground Beef Week means we’re eating like kings.
Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe? Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Kevin’s voice sounds like Dad’s. Except it cracks walls and sets off car alarms, and also he accidentally stepped on a school bus.
A ménage à deux, so to speak. After all, the only thing better than sex with nobody is sex with somebody.
Day 2,121: In my book, only cowards change their email when a better and more convenient option becomes available.
The man thought of all the places he had seen “For Sale” signs. He had seen them in boutiques and department stores and flea markets.
A childhood love of swords became an adulthood of arguing with my spouse about turning our foyer into a showroom of my medieval cutlery collection.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
I let Jesus take the wheel but ended up at a crossroads.
Groundhog Day means six more weeks of winter. Ground Beef Week means we’re eating like kings.
Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe? Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Day 2,121: In my book, only cowards change their email when a better and more convenient option becomes available.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
I’m not stalling, I swear, I just need to Google best-stretches-running-question-mark.
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
Trust is more than just a word to us—it's a word we now use twice in our name. See how trustworthy we are?