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Dave is an Alcoholic



Hello and welcome to my nightmare.
I have a pet fish.
His name is Dave.
And Dave is an alcoholic!









It all started innocently enough.
Somebody accidentally spilled
some beer into Dave's fishbowl
at a party.

Ever since then Dave has refused
to eat his fish food. All he
wants is BEER!

Every night when I get home
Dave is drunk. It's turned
into a living nightmare.

If you know of any cures or
have any suggestions, please
post them at the Forum below.

I'm desperate and any help would
be appreciated, because,...
I have a pet fish.
His name is Dave.
And Dave is an Alcoholic.



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(Fish with Alcoholic Troubles)