Dethboy - The Comic Strip For Drunk And Insane People!



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Dethboy, drunk fun for the whole family!

This comic strip is written and drawn by Fort and Kreeg, numbnuts!

Writhe With Delicious Anticipation Week!





			The Question Still Remains...

Dethboy, a comic strip chronicling the drunken misadventures of the eponymous metalhead and his gang of misfits, Gothchick, Pothed and Sehksfeind. Pull up a dose of the poison of your choice and enjoy as they fight for...
Intoxication! Hate! And the Misanthropic Way!





				09/15/05 - An Unexpected Turn Of Events Stay tuned for good things in the near future! Old Newz N' Rants





				07/18/02 Subject: Pothead @#$% you, faggot. I just went to your site and it's @#$%ing gay. So go @#$% your self and take that $#!+ off the internet. Jeremy Finn Um... I must say, this is one of the most uninspired pieces of hatemail I've ever recieved. Where is the personal spiteful touch that I love so much? Let me tell you something... Proper hate must be tended and cultivated (or is that fermented and festered?) for it to bear its full misanthropic fruit. P.S. I am so bored by your petty little "dislike" mail that I won't even go on about the fact that the only insult you can manage to pull out of your prissy little @$$ is repeated mentions of homosexuality. This is obviously because of you being in deep denial of your sexual orientation. Old Hatemail Send your hatemail to hatemail@dethboy.com

Dethboy, drunk comic strip entertainment for metalheads

What do you think of the new design?

	@#$%ing great, you moron! Now get back to work on your damn strips!
	I can't believe that this piece of crap design is why we haven't seen any strips for so long!
	I honestly like it! I feel it properly relates the alcoholic and metalhead roots of this strip.
	Um... I don't read this strip... I'm just waiting here for my friend to hook me up with a dimebag.

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				Well, if you've got this far down the page you must be a truely bored soul... So heres some stuff that might keep you occupied New Site: Sanctum An up and coming death metal band in the St. Louis area. The site features mp3s you can download that are changed relativly often. But i've managed to lay hands on one of their demos and the mp3 really doesn't do the songs justice. House Of Fun - The website of Evan Dorkin, my favorite cartoonist. His Milk and Cheese comics give me constant ispiration. Love him with your money or I will love you with my fists! Just Another Crowd - Another comic strip from a guy in Pittsburgh. I find it very funny... maybe it's just me. Also he happens to be the only online cartoonist who updates less than I do! $#!+ Flavored Condoms - Finally a band the whole family can enjoy! Sort of a cross between A.C. and Gwar. The Misanthropic Bitch - Truly wisdom for the ages... Listen to what she says... The Crimson Book - Official page of Lake Of Tears, my new favorite band. But you know.. they are breaking up soon... sigh... Losing your head records - A record company promoting the genre of "Horror Metal" whatever that is. They have some MP3s to download, and some other crap. But with a band that has a song named "Brutally Morbid Pregnant Nun Massacre" it was too hard for me to resist putting it up. The End Records - Finally, a site that addresses that one problem that truely makes every ones life miserable, "Where can I find Imported Death Metal that won't cost me an arm and a leg?"

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