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By Warwick Evans

Ralph Pixton: Well, we've had a number of celebrity calls on "Open Line" this morning. There we heard probably the greatest scientist of them all, Albert Einstein, declaring quite emphatically that E = mc2.

 Well... that's his view. (pause) Let's hear what other people have to say!

 If you'd like to make a complete idiot out of yourself on air, contradicting the experts and talking for 10 minutes in crass, pig-ignorant, thick-skinned layman's language on a subject about which you know absolutely nothing, then do please give us a call. As always, the lines are open. We'd love to hear from you.

And while you’re thinking about what to say about Einstein’s theory, here’s a little something to get the old grey matter working. And it comes, of course, from the one and only... Cilla Black.

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