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By Warwick Evans

Clarence:
How's the campaign against cigarette advertising coming along?
Marmaduke:
Well, we're facing big opposition from the tobacco companies, but I think we may be on the verge of a breakthrough.
Clarence:
How so?
Marmaduke:
Well, if all goes according to plan, three weeks from now there'll be a total ban on all forms of tobacco advertising - and sponsorship. You won't be able to find a single cigarette brand name anywhere in town, no matter where you look.
Clarence:
And you think you can get that ban approved by Legco?
Marmaduke:
I hope so. We've got a few big names backing us up.
Clarence:
Like who?
Marmaduke:
Well, there's the Duchess of Kent . . . the Duke of Marlborough . . . and the grandson of Winston - you know, Winston Churchill. We're going to use their names in a big media blitz against tobacco ads.
Clarence:
Well, with big names like that you can't fail. How did you manage to get them?
Marmaduke:
Oh, I don't know. Just call it a lucky strike.

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