 By Vaughan Savidge
- Vaughan Savidge:
- Hello. I'd like to speak to Mr. Trouten please.
- Telephonist:
- What is your name?
- Vaughan Savidge:
- My name is Vaughan Savidge. Can I speak to Mr. Trouten please?
- Telephonist:
- Sorry. How do you spell "Warm Sandwich?"
- Vaughan Savidge:
- Look. It doesn't matter how you spell my name, I just want to speak to Mr. Trouten.
- Telephonist:
- S, E, L, ...
- Vaughan Savidge:
- Is Mr. Trouten in?
- Telephonist:
- He's not here.
- Vaughan Savidge:
- When will he be back?
- Telephonist:
- I tell him you called. How you spell "Bon Voyage?"
- Vaughan Savidge:
- V for vicious; A for angry; U for unbelievable; G for God almighty; H for How did you
get this job; A for still angry; and N for No, I'm not going to spell SAVIDGE for you.
- Telephonist:
- Thank you for calling.
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