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offers the following
Monty Python VHS
tapes (NTSC format)
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And Now for
Something Completely Different (1972) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
From Leonard
Maltin's Movie & Video Guide For the
record, this first feature by the Monty Python troupe is a
kind of ``Greatest Hits'' album, with some of the most popular sketches and animated bits
from their long-running TV series. Fine introduction to their peculiar brand of humor
includes Dead Parrot, The World's Deadliest Joke, Upper-Class Twit of the Year, and
memorable Lumberjack Song. Copyright© Leonard Maltin, 1998, used by arrangement with
Signet, a division of Penguin Putnam, Inc. An amusing compilation of television
productions of the inimitable Monty Python troupe. Their unusual routines range from
slapstick to the most erudite & intellectual comedy. Skits include: How Not to
Be Seen; Man with tape recorder up his nose and up his brother's nose; Tobacconist and
Hungarian with incorrect phrasebook; Nerd with beautiful wife and marital counsellor;
Jones and Idle pub skit; Self defense against attacks with fresh fruit; Hell's Grannies;
Double-visioned mountaineering expedition; Musical mice; Funniest joke in the world
invented and used as ultimate weapon in WWII; animated Killer cars; Dead parrot;
Lumberjack; Dirty fork in Restaurant; Stickup in Lingerie Shop; Accountants falling past
Window; Dull accountant wants to be a lion tamer; TV Game Show Blackmail; Upperclass Twit
of the Year. Copyright 1971 Kettledrum/Lownes Productions Ltd. Film was originally rated
GP by the MPAA. Since GP is no longer in use, it was re-rated to a PG.
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Monty Python and
the Holy Grail (1975) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this
medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of
candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's
"recommended for fans only," but we say hogwash to that--you could be a complete
newcomer to the Python phenomenon and still find this send-up of the Arthurian
legend to be wet-your-pants hilarious. It's basically a series of sketches woven together
as King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail, with Graham Chapman as the King, Terry Gilliam
as his simpleton sidekick, Patsy, and the rest of the Python gang filling out a variety of
outrageous roles. The comedy highlights are too numerous to mention, but once you've seen
Arthur's outrageously bloody encounter with the ominous Black Knight (John Cleese), you'll
know that nothing's sacred in the Python school of comedy. From holy hand grenades
to killer bunnies to the absurdity of the three-headed knights who say "Ni--!,"
this is the kind of movie that will strike you as fantastically funny or just plain silly,
but why stop there? It's all over the map, and the pace lags a bit here and there, but for
every throwaway gag the Pythons have invented, there's a bit of subtle business or
grand-scale insanity that's utterly inspired. The sum of this madness is a movie that's
beloved by anyone with a pulse and an irreverent sense of humor. If this movie doesn't
make you laugh, you're almost certainly dead. --Jeff Shannon
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Monty Python and
the Holy Grail - Widescreen (1975) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
From Leonard
Maltin's Movie & Video Guide The Python troupe's second feature is wildly
uneven, starting out well and then getting lost--in the ``story'' of a medieval crusade.
Some inspired lunacy, and a lot of dry stretches; awfully bloody, too. Recommended for
fans only. Copyright© Leonard Maltin, 1998, used by arrangement with Signet, a
division of Penguin Putnam, Inc.
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Monty Python's
the Meaning of Life - Widescreen (1983) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
Perhaps only the collective brilliant minds of the Monty Python film and television troupe
are up to the task of tackling a subject as weighty as The Meaning of Life. Sure,
Kierkegaard, Wittgenstein, and their ilk have tried their hands at this puzzler, but only
Python has attempted to do so within the commercial motion picture medium. Happily for us
all, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life truly explains everything one conceivably
needs to know about the perplexities of human existence: from the mysteries of Catholic
doctrine, to the miracle of reproduction, to why one should avoid the salmon mousse, to
the critical importance of the machine that goes "Ping!" Using fish as a linking
device (and what marvelous links those aquatic creatures make), The Meaning of Life
is presented as a series of sketches: a musical production number about why seed is
sacred; a look at dining in the afterlife; the quest for a missing fish (there they are
again); a visit from Mr. Death; the cautionary tale of Mr. Creosote and his rather
gluttonous appetite; an unflinching examination of the harsh realities of organ donation,
and so on. Sadly, this was the last original Python film, but it's a beaut. You'll laugh.
You'll cry (probably because you're laughing so hard). You may even learn something about
The Meaning of Life. Or at least about how fish fit into the grand scheme of things. --Jim
Emerson
From Leonard
Maltin's Movie & Video Guide Original, outrageous comedy exploring various
facets of life and death--from procreation to the Grim Reaper himself--with typical Python
irreverence. Highlights include the world's most obese man (an unforgettable scene, like
it or not) and a cheerful, elaborate production number about sperm! A barrel of
bellylaughs for Python fans; others beware. Copyright© Leonard Maltin, 1998, used by
arrangement with Signet, a division of Penguin Putnam, Inc.
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 | Maid Marian and
Her Merry Men - The Miracle of St. Charlene (1990) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
A spoof on the story of the great Robin Hood. It was actually Marian who assembled and
fought oppression with a bunch of jokesters known as the Merry Men. Includes three
episodes: "The Miracle of St. Charlene" "The Sharp End of a Con"
"The Whitish Knight" |
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Her Merry Men - How the Band Got Together (1991) ~ VHS ~ Monty Python Cast.
A spoof on the story of the great Robin Hood. It was actually Marian who assembled and
fought oppression with a bunch of jokesters known as the Merry Men. Includes three
episodes: "How the Band Got Together," "Robert the Incredible
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Life of Python
(1990) ~ VHS ~ Graham Chapman
Filled with hilarious insiders' stories and rarely seen footage, Life of Python looks back
at the origins of the zany comedy troupe, answering such questions as how the group was
named and how some of the silliest skits were developed.
Graham Chapman died October 4, 1989.
Graphics done by Complete Video.
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Monty Python's
Parrot Sketch Not Included (1990) ~ VHS ~ Graham Chapman
A 20th anniversary look back at the best of Monty Python, including such skits as the
"Fish-Slapping Dance," "The Ministry of Silly Walks, and "The Argument
Clinic."
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Classics Box/Pg ~ VHS ~ not yet published |
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Monty Python's
Life of Brian (1997) ~ VHS.
Monty Python's
Life of Brian/Sp Mode ~ VHS.
"Blessed are the cheesemakers," a wise man once said. Or maybe not. But the
point is Monty Python's Life of Brian is a religious satire that does not target
specific religions or religious leaders (like, say, Jesus of Nazareth). Instead, it pokes
fun at the mindless and fanatical among their followers--it's an attack on religious
zealotry and hypocrisy--things that that fellow from Nazareth didn't particularly care for
either. Nevertheless, at the time of its release in 1979, those who hadn't seen it
considered it to be quite "controversial." Life of Brian, you see, is
about a chap named Brian (Graham Chapman) born December 25 in a hovel not far from a
soon-to-be-famous Bethlehem manger. Brian is mistaken for the messiah and, therefore,
manipulated, abused, and exploited by various religious and political factions. And it's
really, really funny. Particularly memorable bits include the brassy Shirley Bassey/James
Bond-like title song; the bitter rivalry between the anti-Roman resistance groups, the
Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea; Michael Palin's turn as a lisping,
risible Pontius Pilate; Brian urging a throng of false-idol worshippers to think for
themselves--to which they reply en masse "Yes, we must think for ourselves!";
the fact that everything Brian does, including losing his sandal in an attempt to flee
these wackos, is interpreted as "a sign." Life of Brian is not only one
of Monty Python's funniest achievements, it's also the group's sharpest and smartest
sustained satire. Blessed are the Pythons. --Jim Emerson
From Leonard
Maltin's Movie & Video Guide This Monty Python religious parable will
probably offend every denomination equally, but it shouldn't. Story of a man whose life
parallels Christ is the funniest and most sustained feature yet from Britain's bad boys. Copyright©
Leonard Maltin, 1998, used by arrangement with Signet, a division of Penguin Putnam, Inc.
Jonathan Bowerbank from Concord, CA USA , May 25, 1998. It is not a mockery of Jesus
Christ. Many people, from the writing of the press and many columnists get the idea that
this wonderful and genius movie by the men of Monty Python, is a mockery of Jesus Christ.
And may I be the billionth person to say that it is not. It is simply the tail of a man
who was born at the same time as Christ. The first scene is with the 3 wise men entering
his birthplace with frankensense and mur. They give the treasures to him, then they
realize that he is not the messiah, but that they had made a mistake and that the real
Messiah is in the next tent. We then enter his age of adulthood. He joins the
"PFJ" (People's Front of Judeah), not the Judean People's Front. And joins them
in their quest to overthrow the Roman government which has taken over Jerusalem at this
time. In the meantime he is mistaken by a small following as the "messiah." It's
Monty Python at their best. (well almost)
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 | Monty Python Gift
Set ~ VHS ~ John Cleese, et al. A two-volume collection of antics from the zany
Brits, containing "And Now For Something Completely Different" and "Monty
Python and the Holy Grail." Published 1997 |

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